I didn’t intend to miss a thing…
looks like I missed something good.
Returning home before the rain set in,
I stopped by Wally World for undergarments.
Passing by shoes and clothes and belts, I suppose,
all I witnessed after was the Promised Land:
seven white Hanes briefs in one simple pack.
Grabbing the pack and some candy to go,
I settled at home for dinner and the ninja show.
Right before I passed out for the night,
I tried on a brief to get the fit right.
Looser than a college girl gone wild,
I reviewed the package to see the style…