That curious elixir sitting in my fridge,
courtesy of Crazy Tanya from work –
alcohol is a given in this recipe
(have you met Crazy Tanya from work?),
but what other ingredients contaminate the jar?
Did she have a vile breakdown and
stir up a witch’s brew as a result?
Is it laced with the flavor of 100 poisons?
Will I lie down in the snow upon my first sip,
never to open a single eye once more?
‘Tis the mystery of the holiday season.