– eggnog from a co-worker –

That curious elixir sitting in my fridge,

courtesy of Crazy Tanya from work –

alcohol is a given in this recipe

(have you met Crazy Tanya from work?),

but what other ingredients contaminate the jar?

Did she have a vile breakdown and

stir up a witch’s brew as a result?

Is it laced with the flavor of 100 poisons?

Will I lie down in the snow upon my first sip,

never to open a single eye once more?

‘Tis the mystery of the holiday season.



D.J. Whisenant


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