James is the illest… no, really –
Jimmy is out with a stomach bug.
Jay’s not chillin’… metaphorically,
she’s paranoid and fired up.
“Spray the store down with the Lysol you found!”
That’s what she told me.
“Wipe the keyboard, mouse, and the phone down,”
once upon a morning.
Drippin’ and droppin’ I see,
disinfect all inch from me.
Drippin’ and droppin’ I smell;
kill each virus I can tell.
Drip, drip-drop on a Monday,
clean up, sanitize, and then one day
when James does come back, that
little bug will go SPLAT!