Why didn’t I think of this be-
fore? Hell –
why didn’t I just
Stop wasting my time on lust and
creating my own sweet boo
If I’ll be distracted, let it
be by my creation, a
beautifully flawed delight, my
You shall be named Oswald, not much shorter than me, with
hipster eyes you can’t disguise, and love from head to feet.
You shall be named Oswald, and if you’re sadder than me, I’ll
dry your eyes and tell no lies, for you are part of me.